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What you write here is to clean up all of the lies and malfeasance DOGE and Nazi pig Leon Musk have shit out. This is dirty work, cleaning up after pigs. And it appears, they have diarrhea as the list grows weekly. Unfortunately, millions of Americans are fed this crap as truth: "We are heroes, look at us, look at the tricks we can do! Oh, don't look behind the curtain, no, no, look over here!!"

Omg including a payout to keep American's quiet. I wonder if we can each pocket as much as Modi pocketed.

Honestly, though, there was one bright spot in your reporting, at least in my mind: Musk's children are artificially inseminated. God what a relief for those women.

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Honestly, I think it has more to do with selective genetics due to his neurodivergence. The spectrum is a crap shoot. My kid is highly intelligent, while others I know are at a disadvantage. My family has it much easier. The chances are far lesser with today’s technology.

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Ha! I swear I though the very same thing.

The big he-man who can't make love to or even mate with a woman. He has to have a machine do it for him! Oh what big hairy balls you have Elon!

/s

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Who is putting the pressure on DOGE to revise the false “savings” data on its website? Anyone?

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Imagine if a Democrat made a mistake like that...

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No republican would even know or notice. They would be too busy trying to distract their audiences with immigration stunts. Speaking of which, who is going to leak the fact that Musk is hiring undocumented workers in Texas? Let us hope that being published here is enough to do that.

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I would also like to know this. Perhaps we could put someone on it who has a big public audience. How about AOC, or Jasmine Crockett, or Bernie Sanders. He has the credibility to get it across.

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Why Mr. Skum has made it his last priority to correct his maths.

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And the con goes on...

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From what I understand, musk doesn't even have a science degree. How the hell was he ever granted status as a fellow in the London Royal Society scientific academy. That and all the other unearned accolades just served to further his delusion of grandeur. He was already a monster no doubt but the sycophantic adulation made him more monstrous.

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M-O-N-E-Y!

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Wondering this too?

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If the defense budget is cut eight percent a year, the cuts will only affect actual military personnel such as a smaller military, food budgets, etc. Defense contractors won't lose a penny. Their budget will go up as part of the oligarchy gravy train that is defense spending.

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The So African pendejo and the Argentinian pelotudo on stage insulting anybody with an IQ of more than 80….

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Musk sending us all money from the "savings" DOGE has generated? Shouldn't he also send us money for the enormous wealth he is accumulating being part of this new administration we voted into office (assuming that vote wasn't tampered with)? I would say about 1,000 dollars for every person in the country would be fair.

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As Roy Edroso says, do not fall for the "savings" rhetoric. Nothing is "saved" when everything is torn apart. No money is returned to anyone, no reduction of costs to citizens, no lowering of donations to American nazis, no "efficiencies" accrue.

And as I have said for about 45 years now, Lies are all the republicans have. Thus, (unless they are actually telling you they hope you die soon, preferably slowly and painfully) they are walking bullshit and nothing more.

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If Lists of (this, that and the other) things are being given to 'Efficiency', who, then, is in receipt of them? Who is the administrator at USDS?

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